Zombie farm

Once upon a time there was a farmer that had a barn full of dead bodies. It got so crowded that the animals had to stay in the yard when it rained. Then the farmer just made a new barn and buried the dead bodies separately. But then there was a flash of light and a terrible lightning storm. It hit all the graves and something strange happened,they turned into zombies! "bla raa!(we'r alive!)" said one of the zombies. "blo roo zoo ba ca?(can we live here?)" said another zombie. "Sure you can!"said the farmer "As long as you don't eat live brains!". "blo ro.(Oh k.)said the first zombie."boo bab gas fredboo.(My name is Fred.)"said the first zombie."Hie Fred!" said the farmer.  "ga zaba zaba za. (My name is Zaba.)"

"Hi, Zaba," said the Farmer.  Then, four other zombies said, "Go ka, zapa, zapa saltzer. ("We are all named, Saltzer.)"

"Hi, Saltzers."  Then, the zombie with no head used sign language to say, "My name is: I've got not head."

A zombie that looked like a pharoah said, "Basha basha go ensha Pyramee. (My name is Ancient Pyramid)."

"Hi, Ancient Pyramid," said the Farmer.  Then, there were five blue zombies.  One who was small, two who looked like princesses, one who had a red robot eye and a bunch of crazy murder gadgets and a zombie with a radish on his head."  They all said, "We are the relatives of the blue grave."

"Hi, guys of the Blue Grave.  Have you ever heard the story of the blue grave?"

"Yes, we have heard the story.  The Blue Grave used to tell it to us before we died."

Then, Fred said, "We all died on an important mission to try and stop the three zombies of the red grave."  Then the Farmer said, "What's the red grave?"  Then, Ancient Pyramid answered him, "Asa kaba zo ga. (The red grave borders the blue grave, the ancient gardens and the headless horse yard.)"

Then, I've Got No Head used sign language to say, "I remember the red grave very well.  He was always playing jokes on us trying to cut our legs off too.  Some of us actually fell for it, but luckily I didn't."

"Can you help us continue the mission?" asked Zaba.

"Yes," said the Farmer.

"The red grave is now sending his three most fierce warrior zombies into the ancient gardens, where Ancient Pyramid used to live."  

Then, the cow said, "Moo."  Then, the Farmer said, "That means I need to milk my cows.  You guys can help. When do we start?"

Ancient Pyramid said, "Tomorrow, in the ancient gardens." Then, he made all of the zombies little beds out of hay, and after he was done milking the cows, he got into his own bed and went to sleep.

The next day, they headed off for the Ancient Gardens.  "We're almost there," said Ancient Pyramid. "Just past the blue grave."

"Hi, blue grave," said the blue grave zombies.

"Oh, hello Mini, Drucella, Minerva, Disco-Bot and Radish."

"Those our names," Mini whispered into the Farmer's ears.

"We're here," said Ancient Pyramid.  The ancient gardens were lots of pyramids with ferns on the tops.  "These are creepy," said Fred.  I liked it better at the farm.  Let's go home.  We can't, said one of the Saltzers.  We need to go home and find those zombies."

"There they are," said Minerva, pointing to a red zombie with a sack.

"Get them!" shreiked the Farmer.  They all ran after the zombies who spotted them and got out some guns.  "Don't worry," said Fred and Disco-Bot, "We've got a few tricks up our own sleeves." Then, Disco-Bot got out his sword with a lot of blood on it and then all three red zombies put their hands up, dropped their sacks, and Disco-Bot slayed them.

"But wait!" said Fred.  "I think there were some more.  That's when I died.  They were inside the lava lakes."  Then, I've-Got-No-Head used sign language to say, "That is not far from here.  Just across the headless horse yard."

"Then, that's where we're going," said the Farmer.  They all set off towards the headless horse yard, which was basically a horse yard with a contraption that you use to cut someone's head off.

Then, one of the Saltzers said, "I can see one of the red zombies over there.  Not all of them have crossed over to the flower lava lakes."  Then, Zaba said, "Oh my gosh!  The contraption is raising up all on its own." Then, suddenly the contraption was raised up and then the axe dropped and the zombie was cut in two.  Then, it was hoisted up again and tied to the pole.  Then, I've-Got-No-Head used sign language to say,"It must be the headless ghost.  He is friends with the Headless Horseman, and like all the other leaders, like the blue grave, the red grave, the shooter pyramid and the lava spitter, he is a boss of the graveyard."

Fred's jaw dropped.  It raised again, right when one of the Saltzers was going under.  "Don't!" said all of them, including I've-Got-No-Head who used sign language to say it.  Apparently, the headless ghost saw I've-Got-No-Head, because it stopped just when it was almost at the Saltzer's head, then it lifted up again, and it was tied back to the pole.  Then, everyone else crossed and Fred grabbed the Saltzer's head and took it with him.  Then Drucella said, "There's one of the red zombies!"  They are took after them.  Mini was faster than the rest, so he reached it and threw the zombie into the lava lake.  then, they saw the lava spitting monster rising up.

"Watch out!  He is going to spit lava!  Whenever someone is walking into the lava lake, he comes up and burns him with a bunch of lava."  They all ducked except for the red zombie who tried to jump up and catch the lava, and when he finally did, he was sizzled up like a sausage.  Then, they sped off toward more zombies, which flew off toward lava lake.  Then, they saw a giant golden car, that was the size of six mansions stacked up on top of each other and three garbage trucks together as the width!

"Oh man! We were supposed to keep them from getting to the car," said Fred, looking up to the car which was swarming with red zombies.

"Don't worry, I've got a car up my own sleeve."  Then Radish said, "Don't worry, I've got a car of my own.  We don't need yours, Farmer."  And, Disco-Bot said, "And, I know how to call yours turnip, so you don't have to do it."

Then, Mini explained that the car was a giant turnip on wheels.  They all got into the turnip car and sped off.  Then, they saw the golden car going behind them.  "We're going through all of the places," said one of the Saltzers.  They were right!  They sped past the flower lava lake and raced through the headless horse yard.  They climbed up the steps of the ancient pyramids and sped past the red and blue graves.

Don't worry, we are almost at the farm," said the Farmer.  But then, they saw something really huge, that looked like a giant sword.

"Oh my god!" said Disco-Bot.  "It's the giant sword slayer!"  They all dodged it and then, one last slay crashed into the golden car.  All of the red zombies went flying everywhere and the giant sword slayer slayed them.  Then, it turned back to the turnip car.  Then, Disco-bot said, "Don't worry, it's me, Disco-Bot, inside radishes turnip car!"

That totally got him.  He flew over the turnip car, and sped off toward the headless horse yard.  Then, they got to the farm safely and went to bed.  The next morning, the zombies said they would have to hike home to their own homes.  "Don't worry," said one of the Saltzers.  "We'll all be back to visit you soon."  The Farmer said, "OK."  And then they all went to their homes in Radish's turnip car.  Then, the pig said, "Oink, Oink," which meant it was time to toot the bacon out of him.  The Farmer took one last look at the turnip car, waved at it, and then it disappeared.

The End.

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