Cake monster

Onese Upon A Time thare was a Cake Monster.His name was Finn.He Had minyons that destoyed little boys and girls.One day a big fat little boy came and nocked over his chaar."How daer you!"he boomed.He had a gun so he shot the minyens.Then He turned to the Cake Monster."I have something that you don't,"he said."what?"asked the monster.BOOM!!!The boy had destroyed the cake monster with dinomite,and the cake monster never bothered anyone ever again.












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My Book About Me

Written with Dr. Seuss

My name is ZombieManF. Here is how to spell it backwards, "FNamEibmoz".

First of all, there is one thing you should know.  Am I a boy or am I a girl?  Well, I will tell you, I am a boy!

I weigh 70 lbs.  How tall am I?  I am 4'3" tall.

My Teeth: I counted them.  I have 22 up top and I have 22 downstairs.

My Hair: I have short and blonde hair.

I have a short nose and blue eyes.

I do not wear eyeglasses.  I wear freckles.  I think I have about 25 freckles.

I live in the United States.

The house I live in is in the mountains.


My house has 18 windows.  My house has 4 beds.  There are 24 forks in my house.  My house has 0 steps.  My house has two keyholes.

In my house there are five lights.  We have three clocks.  In my house, there are six mirrors.  We have two cold water faucets and two hot.

I eat like a pig.  My favorite foods are ice cream, pickles and spaghetti.  And please don't give me any carrots...I can't stand them.

I go to school by foot or car.  

My favorite teacher's name is Miss Turpin.  I study many things.  I like science best.  I like social studies worst.  I am a so-so student.

Here are some more interesting things about me.  I have read about 3,000,000 books.  My favorite series is Harry Potter.  I am right-handed.  I can stand on my hands for five seconds.  My feet are ticklish.  

My favorite pet is a snake.  I wish I had one, though.

Some secret things I know: It is eleven steps from my door to the first tree.  It is 45 steps from my tree to the first mailbox.  It is 1,000,000 steps from my mailbox to the first store.  I bet you never knew that before.

My clothes: I own exactly 200 buttons and I counted my zippers.  I have 15 zippers.  I like all of the colors.

My friends are boys, dogs and girls.  My best friend's name is: "Trid".  Here's how to spell it backwards: "Dirt."

Sometimes I get mad at some people.  I pushed someone, and I'm sorry I did.

My longest walk was 2000 miles.  My longest bike ride was 20 miles.  My longest car trip was 45 miles.  My longest plane trip was 100 miles.  My longest fish was 24'11".  My longest swim was 40 miles, 60 feet.  My longest hair was two feet.

I drew a zombie and his name is Mr. Zombie.

I collect stamps and coins.

My favorite sport is archery even though I have never done it before.  I have never played it.

My favorite song is: "Ghostbusters."   I hum better than I whistle.  My favorite instrument is the piano.

I am very neat.  I never talk in my sleep.  I like to get up at 5:00am.  

I can make noises like a rooster, a dog, a cat, a goat, a sheep, a goose, a train, a pig, a zombie and a ghost.  My family loves my noises.   

When I grow up, I want to be a SCUBA diver.

I like to write stories.  One I wrote is, "The Boy Who Cried Zombie Ghosts."  (It is in the Older Posts on my blog.)

Well, sir! That's my book about me.  I finished writing it on Christmas, 2012.

Hi!  I am back again.  Here are three things about me that I forgot to tell you:
I own 14 shoelaces, and I own 40 button holes, and I wish I were a giraffe.

The End.