Mac The Red Ninja

Mac The Red Ninja Is Awesome,Awesome,Awesome Mac The Red Ninja Is Awesome With A Bidy Bi Bidy Bi Boo. He Likes Cars, And Rockets To Mars, Mac The Red Ninja Is Awesome. THE END

FINN THE ZOMBIE

There Once Was A Zombie Named Finn. He Lived In A Plase Called S.H.I.N. He Loves To Play Eat Brains. He Has A Son Named Crains.

THE END

The Witch, The Spider And The Zombie

Once upon a time there was a zombie. The zombie found a haunted house and inside was a black widow spider that was the size of a computer. Then, they both found a room the spider had never seen before and inside was a witch.  The witch had a potion that was red, and she was still making it. 

“Witchcraft! What are you doing here?  I haven’t seen this room, what is this place?” 

“Her name is Witchcraft?” the zombie asked.

“Yup,” said the spider.

“Oh wait! Where are my manners?” said the spider.  “My name is Stringshot.”

“My name is Fleshdrop,” said the Zombie.

“I am brewing a health potion,” said Witchcraft. 

“Health potions can save you if you die,” said Stringshot to Fleshdrop.

“I already knew that,” said Fleshdrop. “Well, I just don’t get what this haunted house has.”

“Oh!!!” said Stringshot, embarrassed. “I, uh, well, OK, fine, this isn’t really a haunted house.  But, it feels like it, and it looks like it and it acts like it.” 

“What do you mean, acts like it?”

Then, suddenly, he felt the ground shake.  The house was moving. 

“Eek!” said Stringshot.  Witchcraft and Fleshdrop said it too, at the same time. 

“Jinx!  You owe me a soda,” said Fleshdrop to Witchcraft. 

“You know that joke?” asked Stringshot.

Then, the house moved again.  It was walking.

“Now, I know what you mean,” said Fleshdrop, just as the house stopped walking. 

“That’s not all,” said Stringshot.  And Stringshot told him all the things that could happen if you ever, ever, ever do the jinx joke. 

“You mean it’s my fault?” said Fleshdrop.

“Um…I am sorry, but you are right,” said Witchcraft.

“Oh boy,” said Fleshdrop annoyed and very, very embarrassed.  “I did not know that that stuff could happen if I did the jinx joke.  I actually made up that jinx joke.”

Then, suddenly, the house jerked.  Then, it started to move slowly, then faster and faster and faster and faster and faster.  “We’re spinning!” cried Slingshot happily.

“This is a life or death trap!” said Fleshdrop.

“Why are you happy?” said Witchcraft. 

Then, Stringshot said, “I’ve got it!  I’ve got it!  I think I know how to stop the house.”

“Uh, I don’t think you’ll be positive,” said Fleshdrop.

“Hey dude, am I stupid or what?” asked Stringshot.

“Uh, or what?” said Fleshdrop.

“It was a JOKE!” screamed Stringshot.

“You don’t have to YELL!” screamed Fleshdrop back at him.

“Sorry,” whispered Stringshot so quietly that he couldn’t hear it.  Then, they suddenly heard a swish in the sand.  The house was about to throw itself in the ocean.

“No! Don’t do it!” said Stringshot.

“We’ve got to go get my health potion!!!! It’s done! I’m positive we are going to drown, but the health potion could save us!  Remember, health potions can regenerate people that are dead if the person drinks it while he’s alive!!!”

“Oh yeah, you can use it all the time,” said Stringshot sarcastically.

Then, suddenly, they heard a giant kersploosh and water came pouring into the house.  “Hurry!  Drink it!” cried Fleshdrop.  “Drink the health potion!”

“I can’t! It’s on the other side of the room!” screamed Stringshot.

“YOU’RE THE SPIDER AROUND HERE!  USE YOUR STRING!” screamed Fleshdrop.

“OK. OK.”  He used the string and swung himself across the room.  He got the potion and brought it back to the other side of the room.  They drank it just in time.  The water popped their lungs, and then suddenly, they got put back together.

“It’s working!” Fleshdrop tried to say, but his mouth still wasn’t available, or his eyes, or his ears, or his heart.

Then, there was a giant explosion.  They had regenerated. 

*

“That… was… very… bad…,” said Witchcraft. 

“I tried to say, ‘It’s working!’ while we were still regenerating,” said Fleshdrop. 

“Oh man,” said Stringshot, because he looked outside the window and he saw that the house was floating away from the shore.  “This is more of a haunted boat than a haunted house now, since we are floating out on the ocean.”

Then suddenly, the house jerked again.  It was spinning again!

“Whee!” said Stringshot, very happily. 

“This is not a good time for this,” screamed Fleshdrop at the top of his lungs in Stringshot’s ear. 

“Ow, I can’t hear very well anymore,” said Stringshot, sing-songy.  “Just kidding,” said Stringshot again.  Then, the house finally stopped spinning around and was suddenly left stranded on shore.  Then, Fleshdrop looked out the window and saw that they weren’t on the same shore that they were on before.  The sand was green and the trees were yellow.  The water was brown and the tikis were blue.  Fleshdrop recognized this place at once.  It was a place that he had been to when he was just a little kid before he became a zombie and before he grew old.  It was called Mix-up Beach.  The sand is the color of the trees and the trees are the color of the sand. The water is the color of the tikis and the tikis are the color of the water.  The house started to walk toward the tikis.

“Uh, the haunted house likes to have tikis for its lunch,” said Witchcraft, a bit squeaky. 

“Well, I don’t want Mix-up Beach to get destroyed just because of this haunted house.” So, Fleshdrop was determined to get to the part to stop the haunted house before he ate up Mix-up Beach.  First, he came up with a plan.  “There must be a secret room around here that has a lever that can shut it down.  But, you don’t know where it is and you don’t know how to work the lever, and there are booby traps so rad, that not even the most talented people in the world can get across, and you want me to try and find it?”

“Wow, he’s good,” said Stringshot to Witchcraft. 

“Yeah, that’s right,” said Witchcraft.

“First, Stringshot will go outside, distract the house, dress up like a tiki and--”

“WAIT A SECOND! You’re not getting me to dress-up like any tiki any day around the haunted house!!!” said Stringshot  loudly in Fleshdrop’s ear.

“Just do it and we can shut the haunted house down,” said Fleshdrop back at him.

“OK,” said Stringshot sadly.  He got some wood from out of Witchcraft’s drawers and made them into a tiki costume. He put it on and ran out of the haunted house and near the trees.  The haunted house didn’t pay any attention to him.  He just wanted to get the blue tikis, “…but that brown one looked so good,” the haunted house thought. So, he went after Stringshot, and Stringshot ran away saying, “Here haunted house-y… here.”

“OK, now Witchcraft, you brew a potion that will give us a map of the whole haunted house, but not outside.  I don’t want to see Stringshot running around in that tiki costume,” said Fleshdrop.

“I already have a potion like that,” said Witchcraft, getting out a grey potion with red stripes. 

“Well, that’s an awesome potion.  Now, I will drink it so that I can see the whole haunted house,” said Fleshdrop.

“OK,” said Witchcraft, reaching out for the bottle.  She took off the cap and Fleshdrop took the potion.  He put it to his mouth and took a gulp.  It tasted good, but he could hear his tongue bouncing everywhere, his brain freezing cold, and his lungs as hot as a campfire in a train’s coal box.

Then, he could see a map throughout his eyes.  His lungs and brain stopped, but his tongue was still going barmy, and he saw a red dot that said, “You are this dot.”  He walked around until he saw the secret room on the map.  He found the door and flicked off the tongue, which made the map disappear.  Well, there were epic booby traps, alright.  There was one that had a cannon that said, “Step in this and you will get twenty diamonds,” but when something pulls the string, then the person will get catapulted out, with the twenty diamonds of course, but fly out onto an anvil which wipes out the person’s mind and then the person falls into the cannon again, which is now full of lava.  There was another booby trap that had a sign that says, “If you step on this plate, then you will get 100 health potions,” but when someone steps on the plate, then the plate will turn into a giant crusher and the person will fall in there and get torn into pieces.  Fleshdrop wasn’t falling for any of those tricks.  He just walked across the room and found the lever.  He pulled it, and then suddenly, the house stopped.  There was a window, so he looked outside, stepping over the plate, and he peeked out the window.  He saw Stringshot looking at the house saying, “Woohoo! Yea!”

Fleshdrop decided to upgrade all of the booby traps so everybody that goes into the room would see all of the booby traps, not knowing that they were booby traps, and eventually fall into one before they could get to the lever.  After he did, he went back to the room, which he called, “The Wardrobe.”  He put up a sign that said, “Wardrobe,” so that everyone would know where to go.  He looked back in the room to see Witchcraft and Stringshot jumping up and down happily.  Then, Stringshot started twirling around.  When they saw Fleshdrop, Stringshot was like, “That was awesome!  The haunted house was nearly close to gobbling me up, but then suddenly, just before it could pounce on me, its windows shut and everything stopped.  It was awesome!” 

Fleshdrop told him about all the booby traps and how he upgraded them so that nobody would even pay attention to the lever.  Stringshot and Witchcraft moved all their things into the wardrobe and Fleshdrop went back to his old cemetery, leaving pebbles so that he could find the way back.  He got all of his stuff and went back to the haunted house.  They lived happily in the wardrobe and inside the haunted house, which nobody ever came across, ever again. *: The explosion would not happen in the real heath potion I will try to invent.

THE END

Zombie farm

Once upon a time there was a farmer that had a barn full of dead bodies. It got so crowded that the animals had to stay in the yard when it rained. Then the farmer just made a new barn and buried the dead bodies separately. But then there was a flash of light and a terrible lightning storm. It hit all the graves and something strange happened,they turned into zombies! "bla raa!(we'r alive!)" said one of the zombies. "blo roo zoo ba ca?(can we live here?)" said another zombie. "Sure you can!"said the farmer "As long as you don't eat live brains!". "blo ro.(Oh k.)said the first zombie."boo bab gas fredboo.(My name is Fred.)"said the first zombie."Hie Fred!" said the farmer.  "ga zaba zaba za. (My name is Zaba.)"

"Hi, Zaba," said the Farmer.  Then, four other zombies said, "Go ka, zapa, zapa saltzer. ("We are all named, Saltzer.)"

"Hi, Saltzers."  Then, the zombie with no head used sign language to say, "My name is: I've got not head."

A zombie that looked like a pharoah said, "Basha basha go ensha Pyramee. (My name is Ancient Pyramid)."

"Hi, Ancient Pyramid," said the Farmer.  Then, there were five blue zombies.  One who was small, two who looked like princesses, one who had a red robot eye and a bunch of crazy murder gadgets and a zombie with a radish on his head."  They all said, "We are the relatives of the blue grave."

"Hi, guys of the Blue Grave.  Have you ever heard the story of the blue grave?"

"Yes, we have heard the story.  The Blue Grave used to tell it to us before we died."

Then, Fred said, "We all died on an important mission to try and stop the three zombies of the red grave."  Then the Farmer said, "What's the red grave?"  Then, Ancient Pyramid answered him, "Asa kaba zo ga. (The red grave borders the blue grave, the ancient gardens and the headless horse yard.)"

Then, I've Got No Head used sign language to say, "I remember the red grave very well.  He was always playing jokes on us trying to cut our legs off too.  Some of us actually fell for it, but luckily I didn't."

"Can you help us continue the mission?" asked Zaba.

"Yes," said the Farmer.

"The red grave is now sending his three most fierce warrior zombies into the ancient gardens, where Ancient Pyramid used to live."  

Then, the cow said, "Moo."  Then, the Farmer said, "That means I need to milk my cows.  You guys can help. When do we start?"

Ancient Pyramid said, "Tomorrow, in the ancient gardens." Then, he made all of the zombies little beds out of hay, and after he was done milking the cows, he got into his own bed and went to sleep.

The next day, they headed off for the Ancient Gardens.  "We're almost there," said Ancient Pyramid. "Just past the blue grave."

"Hi, blue grave," said the blue grave zombies.

"Oh, hello Mini, Drucella, Minerva, Disco-Bot and Radish."

"Those our names," Mini whispered into the Farmer's ears.

"We're here," said Ancient Pyramid.  The ancient gardens were lots of pyramids with ferns on the tops.  "These are creepy," said Fred.  I liked it better at the farm.  Let's go home.  We can't, said one of the Saltzers.  We need to go home and find those zombies."

"There they are," said Minerva, pointing to a red zombie with a sack.

"Get them!" shreiked the Farmer.  They all ran after the zombies who spotted them and got out some guns.  "Don't worry," said Fred and Disco-Bot, "We've got a few tricks up our own sleeves." Then, Disco-Bot got out his sword with a lot of blood on it and then all three red zombies put their hands up, dropped their sacks, and Disco-Bot slayed them.

"But wait!" said Fred.  "I think there were some more.  That's when I died.  They were inside the lava lakes."  Then, I've-Got-No-Head used sign language to say, "That is not far from here.  Just across the headless horse yard."

"Then, that's where we're going," said the Farmer.  They all set off towards the headless horse yard, which was basically a horse yard with a contraption that you use to cut someone's head off.

Then, one of the Saltzers said, "I can see one of the red zombies over there.  Not all of them have crossed over to the flower lava lakes."  Then, Zaba said, "Oh my gosh!  The contraption is raising up all on its own." Then, suddenly the contraption was raised up and then the axe dropped and the zombie was cut in two.  Then, it was hoisted up again and tied to the pole.  Then, I've-Got-No-Head used sign language to say,"It must be the headless ghost.  He is friends with the Headless Horseman, and like all the other leaders, like the blue grave, the red grave, the shooter pyramid and the lava spitter, he is a boss of the graveyard."

Fred's jaw dropped.  It raised again, right when one of the Saltzers was going under.  "Don't!" said all of them, including I've-Got-No-Head who used sign language to say it.  Apparently, the headless ghost saw I've-Got-No-Head, because it stopped just when it was almost at the Saltzer's head, then it lifted up again, and it was tied back to the pole.  Then, everyone else crossed and Fred grabbed the Saltzer's head and took it with him.  Then Drucella said, "There's one of the red zombies!"  They are took after them.  Mini was faster than the rest, so he reached it and threw the zombie into the lava lake.  then, they saw the lava spitting monster rising up.

"Watch out!  He is going to spit lava!  Whenever someone is walking into the lava lake, he comes up and burns him with a bunch of lava."  They all ducked except for the red zombie who tried to jump up and catch the lava, and when he finally did, he was sizzled up like a sausage.  Then, they sped off toward more zombies, which flew off toward lava lake.  Then, they saw a giant golden car, that was the size of six mansions stacked up on top of each other and three garbage trucks together as the width!

"Oh man! We were supposed to keep them from getting to the car," said Fred, looking up to the car which was swarming with red zombies.

"Don't worry, I've got a car up my own sleeve."  Then Radish said, "Don't worry, I've got a car of my own.  We don't need yours, Farmer."  And, Disco-Bot said, "And, I know how to call yours turnip, so you don't have to do it."

Then, Mini explained that the car was a giant turnip on wheels.  They all got into the turnip car and sped off.  Then, they saw the golden car going behind them.  "We're going through all of the places," said one of the Saltzers.  They were right!  They sped past the flower lava lake and raced through the headless horse yard.  They climbed up the steps of the ancient pyramids and sped past the red and blue graves.

Don't worry, we are almost at the farm," said the Farmer.  But then, they saw something really huge, that looked like a giant sword.

"Oh my god!" said Disco-Bot.  "It's the giant sword slayer!"  They all dodged it and then, one last slay crashed into the golden car.  All of the red zombies went flying everywhere and the giant sword slayer slayed them.  Then, it turned back to the turnip car.  Then, Disco-bot said, "Don't worry, it's me, Disco-Bot, inside radishes turnip car!"

That totally got him.  He flew over the turnip car, and sped off toward the headless horse yard.  Then, they got to the farm safely and went to bed.  The next morning, the zombies said they would have to hike home to their own homes.  "Don't worry," said one of the Saltzers.  "We'll all be back to visit you soon."  The Farmer said, "OK."  And then they all went to their homes in Radish's turnip car.  Then, the pig said, "Oink, Oink," which meant it was time to toot the bacon out of him.  The Farmer took one last look at the turnip car, waved at it, and then it disappeared.

The End.

This will show you (some of) my ideas for the harry potter mod for minecraft.
Minecraft Harry Potter Mod Ideas (not all of them)

How to play Perry's Revenge on PC

Check out my how to video on how to play Perry's Revenge on PC: http://screencast.com/t/1tMHBdXx0

Cake monster

Onese Upon A Time thare was a Cake Monster.His name was Finn.He Had minyons that destoyed little boys and girls.One day a big fat little boy came and nocked over his chaar."How daer you!"he boomed.He had a gun so he shot the minyens.Then He turned to the Cake Monster."I have something that you don't,"he said."what?"asked the monster.BOOM!!!The boy had destroyed the cake monster with dinomite,and the cake monster never bothered anyone ever again.












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My Book About Me

Written with Dr. Seuss

My name is ZombieManF. Here is how to spell it backwards, "FNamEibmoz".

First of all, there is one thing you should know.  Am I a boy or am I a girl?  Well, I will tell you, I am a boy!

I weigh 70 lbs.  How tall am I?  I am 4'3" tall.

My Teeth: I counted them.  I have 22 up top and I have 22 downstairs.

My Hair: I have short and blonde hair.

I have a short nose and blue eyes.

I do not wear eyeglasses.  I wear freckles.  I think I have about 25 freckles.

I live in the United States.

The house I live in is in the mountains.


My house has 18 windows.  My house has 4 beds.  There are 24 forks in my house.  My house has 0 steps.  My house has two keyholes.

In my house there are five lights.  We have three clocks.  In my house, there are six mirrors.  We have two cold water faucets and two hot.

I eat like a pig.  My favorite foods are ice cream, pickles and spaghetti.  And please don't give me any carrots...I can't stand them.

I go to school by foot or car.  

My favorite teacher's name is Miss Turpin.  I study many things.  I like science best.  I like social studies worst.  I am a so-so student.

Here are some more interesting things about me.  I have read about 3,000,000 books.  My favorite series is Harry Potter.  I am right-handed.  I can stand on my hands for five seconds.  My feet are ticklish.  

My favorite pet is a snake.  I wish I had one, though.

Some secret things I know: It is eleven steps from my door to the first tree.  It is 45 steps from my tree to the first mailbox.  It is 1,000,000 steps from my mailbox to the first store.  I bet you never knew that before.

My clothes: I own exactly 200 buttons and I counted my zippers.  I have 15 zippers.  I like all of the colors.

My friends are boys, dogs and girls.  My best friend's name is: "Trid".  Here's how to spell it backwards: "Dirt."

Sometimes I get mad at some people.  I pushed someone, and I'm sorry I did.

My longest walk was 2000 miles.  My longest bike ride was 20 miles.  My longest car trip was 45 miles.  My longest plane trip was 100 miles.  My longest fish was 24'11".  My longest swim was 40 miles, 60 feet.  My longest hair was two feet.

I drew a zombie and his name is Mr. Zombie.

I collect stamps and coins.

My favorite sport is archery even though I have never done it before.  I have never played it.

My favorite song is: "Ghostbusters."   I hum better than I whistle.  My favorite instrument is the piano.

I am very neat.  I never talk in my sleep.  I like to get up at 5:00am.  

I can make noises like a rooster, a dog, a cat, a goat, a sheep, a goose, a train, a pig, a zombie and a ghost.  My family loves my noises.   

When I grow up, I want to be a SCUBA diver.

I like to write stories.  One I wrote is, "The Boy Who Cried Zombie Ghosts."  (It is in the Older Posts on my blog.)

Well, sir! That's my book about me.  I finished writing it on Christmas, 2012.

Hi!  I am back again.  Here are three things about me that I forgot to tell you:
I own 14 shoelaces, and I own 40 button holes, and I wish I were a giraffe.

The End.

Dogzilla 2:Dogzilla wrecks the WORLD part 2

The solgers were not affrad of dog breath.They shaved dogzilla till she was naked.One mouse stuck a pin in dogzilla and she lapped up the blood (This is not volence cause the blood is candy apple juse).Dogzilla hightalled it out ofthe beach and the mice blew up the volcano.The mice got to the golapacos islands and took pictures.











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Dogzilla 2:Dogzilla wreaks the WORLD part 1

It was winter time in Mouseopalus.  Ever since the bleeding snake came, the mice decided to leave Mouseopalus once and for all. One mouse accidentally brought BBQ sauce and smoke drifted to the volcano. Dogzilla knew the mice were moving and came out again. Dogzilla followed the mouse to the beach doing these things along the way: Dogzilla chased cats: up into trees! Dogzilla licked people: and accidentally ate them.  And Dogzilla stepped on mice: and their cars. She wrecked the world and even asteroids were afraid.  The Big Cheese's soldiers were sent out. They were not afraid.  Or were they?