The Monstrous Night of the Year

Long, long ago, when monsters were around, there was a monster fight between Monstrous, Scaredy Bat, Pirrahnayi and Mummy Bot.  This is the story of how the fight began.

One day, Monstrous was popping out of his cave, when suddenly, he figured out that he was sitting on Mummy Bot.  "Mummy Bot, I am gonna eat you," said Monstrous.  "Ah!  It's Monstrous! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Help! Help! Help!" said Mummy Bot.

Then, they climbed up a tree.  Mummy Bot was almost at the top, when Monstrous bit his tail.  "Ah! Ah! Help! Help!" he squealed.  Then, Monstrous fell down, and Pirrahnayi and Scaredy Bat came dashing out.  They ate an eyeball, Monstrous's eyeball, of course.  The eyeball made Pirrahnayi feel funny.  He got sick and then transported to the bad side.  But no one noticed, because they were gone.  Monstrous was there, and he was very happy.  He had someone on his side with him.

Then, Scaredy Bat flew Monstrous back to his cave and crashed down into his cave.  He lit up a fire.  Then, he started yelling, "Hey! Let me out! Hey! Get me out! Who put me in here?" he yelled.  Scared Bat answered, "I did."

Monstrous was so mad.  He gulped down one of Scaredy Bat's wings.  Then, Pirrahnayi went for Mummy Bat.  Mummy Bat was surprised.  "You're on the good side," he squealed.  "Not anymore.  The eyeball made me transport to the bad side."  Then, Mummy Bot started yelling, "Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Help! Help!"

Then, all four of them exploded, and they all hit the mailman, Mail Carrier Maisy.  Then, Pirrahnayi spit out the eyeball, and he was on the good side again.  "I didn't hear Monstrous say that he was gonna eat me," said Pirrahnayi.  "How about you, Mummy Bat?"  "I didn't hear him say it either.  What about you, Scaredy?"  "Yes, I did.  Let's throw him into the cave and eat him," said Scaredy Bat.  "Yea!" they all yelled.  They got into the cave and ate him all up.  "Now, let's get out of here," said Pirrahnayi.  Then, Scared Bat grabbed everyone, but instead of grabbing Pirrahnayi, he grabbed Monstrous.

"Ah!" said Pirrahnayi, because his hand was on fire.  He washed it off.  Then, he was like, "Hey, where's Monstrous?"  "There he is!"  Then, he went to go grab Monstrous.  Then, he threw him into the cave.

"There he  is," he said.  "It's gonna explode."  Then the cave exploded and Monstrous was in there.  Pirrahnayi escaped just in time.  And that's the end of the story of how they fought.

The End.

Written in the summer of 2012 - 6 years old

The Adventures Of Baby Boo

Long, long ago, superheroes were around.  This is the story of the last superhero that ever lived.  His name is Baby Boo.  Follow along in his book and you'll learn about his life being a superhero.

Once, there was a superhero named Baby Boo.  When he was just born, his dad died, but the mother got a new dad at the living supermarket.

When Baby Boo was a kid, he went to college, and he became the first baby superhero that every lived!

When Baby Boo was all grown-up, he got his first ultimate enemy, Evil Dr. Zombie Pants, and a wife, Katie.  After he married Katie, he heard a cry for help on his superhero phone.  When the moving truck got there, he was done with his call.  The call was from his mom.  Evil Dr. Zombie Pants was stealing her money.  

Baby Boo left the house and started off to his mom.  When he got to her house, he used his Super X-Ray Vision Eyes to see if it was true, but he didn't see anythign happening because Mr. Evil Dr. Zombie Pants had left the door.  Baby Boo saw him and caught up to him, but Evil Dr. Zombie Pants locked the door and trapped Baby Boo outside.  He locked the money into his cage, and then he left to make his plans to stop Baby Boo.  

The plan was to knock a boulder on some oil cans, and make the oil splatter onto the boulder, and put it on Baby Boo to make him drug and die.  When the boulder was coming toward Baby Boo, he used his super strength to lift it up and threw it at Evil Dr. Zombie Pants.  He did not drug and die because he had super strength too.  He threw the rock in the garbage.

"Now, for plan number 2," he thought.  The next plan was to trick Baby Boo by putting on a costume of an ice cream man, and feeding him chocolate ice cream to make him drug and die.  When Baby Boo saw the MENU, he chose chocolate.  But, when the zombie gave it to him, he noticed it was poo.  He threw it high up in the air, and it landed on Evil Dr. Zombie Pants's head and his head was all covered in poo.  

Evil Dr. Zombie Pants was all out of plans, so he called his very very best friend, Reenie, to come and destroy Baby Boo.  Reenie really liked that because once, Baby Boo put a weasel on his head, and another time, he made a bird poop on Reenie's hand, and then he cooked him all up into zombie soup.  And then, Baby Boo drove a steamroller over his body, and he was all flattened up to smithereens and Mackiedeems. 

To stop Baby Boo from doing anything else, Reenie was going to build a huge zombie that would kill him, and he would drug and die and he would be a zombie just like Reenie.  And when Reenie killed Baby Boo, Reenie would be king.  

Baby Boo knew the plan, so he built a machine too.  Baby Boo and the machine went charging after Evil Dr. Zombie Pants, Reenie, and Reenie's machine.  Reenie, Reenie's machine and Evil Dr. Zombie Pants were shpaed like bowling pins, and the good guys were shaped like bowling balls.  They knocked the bad guys high up in the air, and that is the end of our story.

The End

Written in the summer of 2012 - 6 years old

If you Take a Cookie to School - Part III in the series

If you Take a Cookie to School

The cookie will want some chocolate chips

When you give him the chocolate chips, it will remind him of a cone. 

He will want you to give him some ice cream.

He’ll ask for chocolate and you will ask for chocolate chunky chip.

When you give him the chocolate ice cream, it will remind him of mud.

He will find a mud puddle and start a mud fight with you.

When he throws a ball at you, it will remind him of snow balls.

He will go up to God, make it snow, and start a snow ball fight with you.

Throwing a snow ball, will remind him of a chocolate chip.

He will want you to give him some. 

And chances are, if he asks you for some chocolate chips, he will want you to take him to school.

**This is the third entry in a series of stories that I wrote based on the If You Give a Mouse A Cookie series by Laura Numeroff

Written in early 2012 - 6 years old