If you Give an Ostrich Orange Juice - Part II in the series

If you Give an Ostrich Orange Juice,

He will want Ice Cream to go with it.

When you give him the ice cream,

It will remind him of the fair.  He’ll ask you to take him there

When you get to the fair, he will want to go on the ferris wheel first!

Being so high up, will remind him of a castle.  He’ll probably want to make one.

When he makes the castle and goes in it, it will be spooky. 

It will remind him of Halloween.  He will want to dress up as a ghost. 

But when he tries to scare someone, he will look in the mirror and scare himself so much that he will fall in a mud puddle.

Falling in the mud puddle will remind him of Chocolate ice cream.  He will ask you for some.

And chances are, if he asks you for some ice cream, he’ll want some orange juice to go with it.

**This is the second entry in a series of stories that I wrote based on the If You Give a Mouse A Cookie series by Laura Numeroff

Written in early 2012 - 6 years old

If You Give a Rabbit Ravioli - Part I in a series

If You Give a Rabbit Ravioli,

He will want a donut to go with it.

When you give him the donut, it will remind him of the ferris wheel.

He will want you to take him to the fair and ride on the ferris wheel first.

He will want to go on all the rides and play all the games.

But when he plays a game, it will remind him of outer space.

He will want to go there.  When he gets in the rocket ship, he will see a button that looks like a bird.

But when he pushes it, the rocket ship will turn into a bird and fly out far into outer space.

But when he is in outer space, he will see Mars.  It will remind him of a big red chewy ball.

But when he eats planet Mars, it will taste like sand.

Eating sand will remind him of the beach.  He will want you to take him to the beach.

When he goes to the beach, he will see a rock shaped like a donut.

He will want you to give him one. 

And chances are, if he asks you for a donut, he will want some ravioli to go with it.

**This is the first entry in a series of stories that I wrote based on the If You Give a Mouse A Cookie series by Laura Numeroff

Written in early 2012 - 6 years old

The Ancient Spy

Once upon a time, there was a spy from ancient Egypt.  He was on his first mission.  The plan of his first mission was to battle a zombie and get a package and then go back to where he was supposed to.  He started it by looking in the graveyard for the right coffin.  He found the right coffin.   But, the zombie was not there.  So, the ancient spy looked for him in the castle in the graveyard.  He couldn’t find him there either.  Finally, he looked in all different coffins.  The zombie was not in any of them.  He got a zombie checker and used it to find the zombie.  He never found him.  So, he went in a cave.  He knew that there was a monster in there, and the monster was not friendly.  The monster’s name was Domo and Domo’s wife, forget about her.  She was so mean and her name was Aboo.  The spy used his zombie checker all around the cave to make sure that Domo wasn’t there.  “Phew!” said the spy, because he found out that Domo wasn’t there.  He looked all around for the zombie, and finally found him in the cave.  The zombie was mad. He kept blocking him, but his last one failed because the spy jumped around him and got the package.  He delivered it right where he was supposed to, and he got a star on his first mission. 

The End.

Written on January 16, 2012 - 6 years old

The Boy Who Cried Zombie Ghosts

Once upon a time, a boy was moving into a graveyard. When the boy woke up from a deep sleep at night, he saw a zombieghost.  Its eyes opened wide, and he screamed, "Ahhh! Ahhh! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help! Help!"  When both of them were out of breath, they stopped to eat at a Halloween restaurant.  The boy ordered Pig Surprise and Zombie Barf.  The zombieghost ordered Bubbling Brains and Zombie Barf.

When the Zombieghost finished, he left and went to his graveyard home to find his baby brother and make him chase the boy too.

When the boy finished, he met another zombieghost!  His name was, "Moo."  He wanted the boy's pajamas to feed them to his dinosaur pet. "NO!" the boy squealed.  After the dinosaur finished, Moo put it in the freaky fire.

"No! No! No!" the boy squealed.  Then, they packed up.  Moo and his family were moving to a new spot in the graveyard.  The boy did nto know that he was just having a nightmare.  He also didn't know that Moo was moving to the spot in the graveyard that was the most dangerous place, Star Hairs Cave.

When they got there, they put the boy in the freaky fire.  And when he was all burned up, he washed himself in the bat pool.  After he was done with that, a huge scary boy came.  He wanted to attack the boy. When the boy got closer, Star Hair came to bed. "What's all the fuss about?" he yelled.  When he saw the boy, he introduced himself.  "My name is Star Hair.  What are you doing here?" he asked politely.

"Well, my name is B.d.  Moo and his family were moving here into your cave, and when they got here, they put me int eh freaky fire."

"So, I see," said Star Hair.  When he saw the huge scary boy, they both started running and attacking him.  Star Hair's pet, "Kung Fu Doggy," came in to sleep at the edge of Star Hair's bed.  Star Hair saw him, and when he did, he could hardly speak.

"Kung-Fu Doggy!" he yelled happily.  "Thank goodness you're here."

Then, when Kung Fu Doggy started attacking, Moo's mom rolled in.  "You're playing too rough," she said.  When the boy was attacked, Star Hair got in his beetle bed and went to sleep.  Then, as we all know, Kung Fu Doggy slept on the edge of his bed.

Then, a hurricane raged.  Star Hair came out to see what it was.  Kung Fu Doggy went inside the beetle bed so the hurricane wouldn't get him.  Then, it fell and Moo, the boy, and Star Hair were killed from the hurricane.  The Zombieghost was ready to fight the boy with his baby brother.   But when he got inside, the Zombieghost realized that the boy was already dead.

Then, the boy woke up and realized that it was just a nightmare.  He went into the living room and took off his hat and pajamas.  His parents upt a ribbon on his hat (his nightcap, that is) that said, "You did it!"

"What did I do?" he asked.  His mom answered, "You were so brave during the nightmare.  You didn't even come to get me, and I saw into your dream and saw that you went to the Halloween Restaurant, and got awful things."  "Yuk!" said his baby brother.  This is the end of our story, but don't miss our next adventure, "The Monstrous Night of the Year."  It's even funnier than this!

THE END

Written Spring of 2012 - 6 years old